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FRANKENWEENIE
Any Tim Burton fan worth there salt is familiar with Frankenweenie if only by name, but did you know there was a short film from 1984 way...

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Sep 13, 20222 min read
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SANTA SANGRE
Oh Lydia, oh, Lydia, say have you met Lydia Oh, Lydia, the tattooed lady She has eyes that folks adore so And a torso even more so Lydia,...

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Aug 15, 20223 min read
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INVADERS FROM MARS 1986
Invaders from Mars is a 1986 American science fiction horror film, directed by Tobe Hooper from a screenplay by Dan O'Bannon and Don...

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Jul 12, 20222 min read
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POLTERGUIEST
i LOOOOVE the movie Gremlins. It has all of the Spielberg style wholesome small town nuclear family coziness i have always loved, and the...

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Jul 4, 20223 min read
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TERROR VISON
I Have been hanging out in the 30s a lot lately, so i could use a good 80s cult favorite to cleanse the pallet. i assumed this was a cult...

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Jul 2, 20222 min read
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THE BABY 1973
before you ask, No, this isn't the movie that famous clip of a massive Baby telling his parents to get the fuck out of my room. There was...

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Jun 22, 20222 min read
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HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP
I was very bummed to learn that Humanoids from the Deep was originally offered to Joe Dante, who turned it down. On top of that i didn't...

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Jun 13, 20223 min read
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PREDATOR
A group of friends and I were hanging about, and we were looking for the perfect movie to watch. Suggestions were thrown around like...

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Jun 2, 20222 min read
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BLOOD RAGE
i get in reality its probably a fairly shitty job, but i would kill a dude in the middle of sex with a hatchet to work at a drive in....

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Nov 27, 20212 min read
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THE MONSTER SQUAD
Frankenstein may be a decades old dead guy, but he still loves a good set of boobies. that's oddly inspirational. OK OK i admit...maybe...

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Oct 31, 20212 min read
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NIGHT OF THE DEMONS
unfortunately, things don't always go to plan. sometimes the copy of EYES WITHOUT A FACE wont sync the subtitles correctly, so you have...

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Oct 27, 20212 min read
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HOUSE 1986
just so we are clear, this is not HOUSE directed by Nobuhiko Obayashi in 1977, this is the Sean Cunningham American sleazy one. Also...

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Oct 25, 20212 min read
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THE TWILIGHT ZONE MOVIE (1983)
Henry Bemis gets a shout out! that has always been my favorite episode, so when i heard them mention it i damn near hit the roof. also...

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Oct 21, 20215 min read
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SWAMP THING (1982)
man we were really in the dark ages of superhero (?) movies in the 80s. you will have a hard time finding anyone in favor of ads, but...

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Oct 21, 20212 min read
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SPOOKIES
Constantly farting poopy swamp men? why not. as a movie, this is boring garbage with a plot thinner than mos trolling papers. this movie...

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Jun 13, 20211 min read
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THE AMUSEMENT PARK
OK OK i get it scraggly Hitchcock, i wont be a dick to old people anymore. Unless Nana cracks wise... i must admit it, i judged a movie...

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Jun 12, 20211 min read
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THINGS 1981
This poster was probably the hardest find out of every movie i have covered. so thats probably a good sign. this movie is hilarious. No...

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Jun 11, 20211 min read
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HELL NIGHT
On HELL NIGHTS IMDB under trivia, you will find that Kevin Brophy (Peter) said in an interview that he still has the purple cape that he...

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May 9, 20211 min read
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MOTHERS DAY
TROMA has a nasty habit of making fun 80s horror movies that take things just a bit to far. But much like Rob Zombie, i usually end up...

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May 1, 20211 min read
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DON'T PANIC
On April 27th, 2021, i will be turning 21. And for the past few weeks, i have been saving this movie to review on my birthday. I was...

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Apr 25, 20212 min read
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