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THE RUNNER 2021
This feature that got picked up, it’s something I wrote in an incredibly dark period of time. Jerry, my stepfather, had just died from a...

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May 12, 20222 min read
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THERE IS SOMEONE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
For way to long i thought this movie was written by Stephenie Meyer of twilight fame, but thankfully Stephanie Perkins is a totally...

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May 6, 20222 min read
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12 HOUR SHIFT 2020
I was fairly uninterested in this movie, until i learned Angela Bettis is our leading lady. I worship at the throne of Angela Bettis....

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Apr 29, 20222 min read
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SLAXX
“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner has all the...

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Apr 18, 20222 min read
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FRESH
If you've got love in your sights, Watch out, love bites -DEF LEPPARD The horrors of modern dating seen through one young woman's defiant...

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Apr 17, 20221 min read
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THE CELLAR 2022
Just to instantly address the elephant in the room, yes the poster sucks. but damn near every review of this movie on SHUDDER is a...

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Apr 15, 20221 min read
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NYX FEARS
I always feel uncomfortable in silence. and to avoid that silence, I spend a lot of time on youtube. there are a lot of great...

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Sep 6, 20211 min read
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POSSESSOR
This movie is instantly disturbing, unsettling, and violent as a Cronenberg can get. It's quite a common criticism nowadays to hear that...

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Aug 31, 20213 min read
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FREE GUY
After the last movie I watched, I needed something this stupid to cleanse my palate. Going into this movie I wasn't excited. I had a hard...

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Aug 30, 20211 min read
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MOSQUITO STATE
I was expecting American Psycho, but this movie is far more nasty and interesting than i could have possibly anticipated. despite this...

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Aug 29, 20211 min read
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BLOOD RED SKY
This is easily the best movie about vampires since... well maybe ever. A lot like mixing vampires and planes, this movie is a mix of two...

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Aug 28, 20211 min read
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SAINT MAUD
In order for me to talk about why Saint Maude works so well, I need to talk about why Stephen King's survivor type works so well....

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Aug 27, 20211 min read
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SEOUL STATION
If she closed even one door this movie would be far shorter. some movies you go into knowing that you will enjoy, and this movie was no...

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Aug 15, 20211 min read
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TRAIN TO BUSAN
I work graveyard shift at a hotel, and when its slow i usually have time to watch a movie at work. I was about half way through this...

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Aug 14, 20211 min read
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BLEED WITH ME
"During a winter getaway at an isolated cabin, a self-destructive young woman becomes convinced that her best friend is stealing her...

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Aug 9, 20211 min read
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OLD
When I heard there was a brand new m night shyamalan movie, I was honestly excited. My excitement only increased when I saw it had a...

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Aug 4, 20212 min read
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RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE
This sounds like the worst R Rated comic book of all time. KINGS MEN, Watchmen, DEAD-POOL, and whatever Grant Morrison can get his hands...

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Mar 28, 20211 min read
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HANSEL & GRETEL
I have been meaning to watch this sooner. i thought it was dumb, someone convinced me to watch it, i bought it on DVD, and i have just...

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Mar 20, 20211 min read
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THE LIGHTHOUSE
I feel like I'm living in this movie right now. I am currently living in a apartment with the view of the ocean and a lighthouse. thanks...

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Sep 14, 20202 min read
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THE GRUDGE 2020
I dont really like ghost movies. some of the best movies are ghost movies, Beetlejuice, Ghost watch, the Shining, 1408, grave encounters...

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Sep 11, 20202 min read
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