TRIANGLE

I was going to watch V/H/S VIRAL, but thought i would try something new. i wish i would have watched V/H/S instead.

the ocean/a boat is a great setting for a horror movie. UNDERWATER. ghost ship, deep blue sea, JAWS, Creature from the Black Lagoon, SPHERE, Jason takes Manhattan, and so many more. aquatic horror really works for me, and being on the water adds a level of danger and suspense. this movie has no suspense or danger.

i never thought i would see a movie that makes me wish i was watching in the tall grass instead, but this is that movie. at its core it has a great concept, but never really does anything unique with the concept. the whole movie is confusing, full of terrible people, slow, and uninteresting. just watch the ending explained video foundflix made and skip this movie entirely.

an endless looping boring movie is the scariest thing of all.

1/10