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THEM 2006

ya know, if you fuckers lived in a 1 bedroom apartment this movie would be 30 mins max.


A teacher shares a remote mansion with her novelist partner in Romania. Their weekend idyll is shattered when she awakes to a strange noise and then, with the film playing out in real time, the pair are hunted through their home by hooded stalkers who seem to have no other motive than to kill them. As they scrabble into nooks and crannies, desperately trying to stay ahead of their assailants, a chilling climax beckons.


This is my second attempt to watch this movie, and all i remember is being bored by it. and i was still bored by it. yeah yeah the car scene that kicks this movie off is great and all, but i have seen it before. the happy couple is awesome and very well acted, yet still i am bored. there is nothing here to hold my interest, and thus we wait. for what you ask? for something interesting to happen? yeah you will be waiting a looooooooong time.


hey i made it just over halway this time, maybe in another few years i will get 3/4ths done.


no nope never no thanks fuck off/10


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