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PLANET TERROR

You know how watching rob zombie movies can sometimes fell like doing the backstroke in the septic tank of cinema? This feels like that with a sense of humor. i mean the same team basically gave us shark boy and lava girl.


this movie is a lot like those crazy ass ASYLUM movies that seem to have no end. You have probably seen movies like Planet of the Sharks, 5-Headed Shark Attack, 6-Headed Shark Attack, and in there most recent effort to make me laugh The Doctor Will Kill You Now. they are made to try to capture the feeling of the B movies that end up becoming cult classics. they suck.


this movie also sucks. but its super self aware, and is funny simply by the fact someone filmed this shit. the movie is constantly making wild ass choices in every way possible. i man with a large collection of testicles, random close ups of swollen infected puss fills dicks, more boobs that porn, and a literal commercial for another movie.


that being said, this movie is strangely charming. its so openly stupid and self aware that it makes it fun to try and guess what kind of crazy shit they will come up with next. i cant in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone, but i enjoyed myself.


7/10



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