yeah yeah Jesus is pretty great and all, but he isn't a very good mechanic.
A pious teen (Julius Feldmeier) endures torture at the hands of a sadistic couple (Sascha Alexander Gersak, Annika Kuhl) because he thinks God is testing him. sounds promising right? well unfortunately this movie is way to slooooooooooooooooow. nothing even close to a plot can be found in the first hour, to the point where i was debating simply shutting this movie off an watching something else. the short description online was intriguing, but this movie really takes its time to get any where near interesting. the true torture is waiting for this movie to be interesting.
ideally, this would be the section where i tell you that eventually this movie delivers on its promises. that in the end, your patience will be rewarded by some nasty gore or a great ending. that finally after all the 15 year old fuck arounds, family dinner scenes, and angry dad passive aggression that something worth watching happens. and somewhat surprisingly, when things started to happen i wanted to shut it off even more.
this movie goes from boring to far to intense real fast. i'm all for getting into nasty movies, but this is far to mean spirited to be enjoyable. its pure sadism, torture, and abuse. its 10 times more disturbing than Texas Chainsaw, without any off the wacky characters to lighten the mood. its gut wrenching, terrifying, and no human on planet earth should watch this movie.
if you are wondering where i draw the line in horror, this is it.
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