I would like to announce that i am starting starting a petition to officially rename this movie to HORNY GAMES. also if you like this movie you are a 13 year old boy with mommy issues.
This movie has potential. i love the idea, and i think it could have been an interesting movie with the right tone and direction. and a plot. the first 40 minutes have about as much depth as the first 5 in porn. in order to salvage as much of this hot garbage as possible, i recommend you skip to the 40-45 minute mark. all though the 54 minute mark is where the actual conflict starts.
the first hour is Keanu trying to fool the audience into thinking hes a real dad/actor. this section makes monster bored. the sexual tension is boring, the sex scene is not worth watching, and the kid stuff is irrelevant.
also movies that have people who live like this are super hard to relate to for me. felt the same way about the modern day stuff in ANTEBELLUM.
but at least the conflict is... interesting. the sexual stuff is really disturbing, uncomfortable, and prolonged. i must admit that Keanu bitch slapping a girl of of him in bed was pretty funny. which set an odd tone of super hard to watch incest allegations followed by funny Keanu torture scenes. i honestly never thought i would call a torture scene funny, but Keanu trying to act is hilarious. Plus Lewis kicks ass.
Well hey, it was free pizza! i didn't fuck this movie this movie fucked me!
5/10
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