want to make this movie extra fun? take a shot every-time someone says Trevor's name.
At this point i am just punishing myself. the last two movies in this series really took a nosedive, and if we are keeping with that trend, this could potentially be the worst movie in the series so far. thankfully this movie ignores the last two movies (thank god) and goes back to being a story about Christie and her husband. except Christie is killed off in the first 5 minutes and instead we follow her boring white bread husband as he stumbles onto the box. at least every fem,ale character in this movie is constantly throwing themselves at him which keeps things almost interesting.
surprisingly, this movie isn't really that bad. the real strength of this movie are its wonderfully crazy hallucination scenes, complete with all the crazy ass gore you always get with hellraiser movies. and having Christie back in the series is a real treat, even if most of her performance in this movie through old videotapes and flashbacks. unfortunately those scenes are in the minority, and the rest of this movie is about as bland and basic as it gets.
the best thing i can compare it to is THE FINAL DESTINATION, in that its the most low effort early 2000s script that exists. the movie is full of long scenes of pure cliche and stereotype, acted of course in the least interesting way possible. and again its by no means the worst i have seen, its just.... fine. its so bad its distracting, but its not really good enough to make you care about any of the characters whatsoever.
god i hope the boring ass police drama thing stops at some point with this series.
meh/10
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