SCENE 1
(the front door slams open and a man enters the room to pitch his movie idea. he is obviously stoned, and improvising large parts of his pitch)
MAN:
Alright you sons of bitches, i have prepared the best movie pitch in the history of movie pitches! (the head of the table is about to speak, when he is interrupted by MAN)
MAN:
what if 3 people stranded on a chair lift overnight.... (MAN dose not finish his sentence, and the awkward pause leads one of the bushiness men to break the silence)
TABLE HEAD:
and then...
MAN:
Oh no thats the pitch. pretty great idea right?
TABLE HEAD:
So... other than the cold, whats the conflict?
MAN:
Oh right of course i mean... um... fuck.
Maybe like wolves, or... acid rain, or maybe someone falls off and breaks there legs, and i can have a musical number ready by lunch.
TABLE HEAD:
Still not sounding like much of an idea. wouldn't it just be 3 people in a chair for an hour and a half? and that would be pure hell for the director and actors to make.
MAN;
(he mumble to himself, and grows in volume as he gets more excited)
fuck fuck shit.... i mean you dont have to actually film in the cold right? plus just add 30 minutes at the start for half ass character building, and BAM!
TABLE HEAD:
Hmm.....
MAN:
I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU THE BEST PART YET!
(he leaps onto the table)
I just got off the Phone with Kane Hodder! JASON FUCKING VOORHEESE has already agreed to be in this movie!
TABLE HEAD:
Holy shit KANE HODDER? how could this fail?
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