2009 was a pretty great year for horror fans. Human centipede, CORALINE, Jennifers body, Drag me to hell, Antichrist, and so many more great movies. But there were the bad ones. Birdemic, Halloween 2, and of course a Friday the 13th remake
Now I could spend this whole review complaining, and God knows there's lots to complain about. The ridiculous amount of sex/nudity, the garbage zero personality characters, and the fact that Friday the 13th really didn't need a reboot in the first place. The Friday the 13th timeline has been going strong for at least 20 years, so why not just make another movie in the same timeline?
Oh shit right i said i wasnt going to complain the whole time. Okay okay fine let's talk about what works in this movie. The gore in this movie is top notch, and this is one of the most brutal and intelligent versions of Jason we have seen. He's a true mountain man in this movie, he sets traps for his prey, knows how to hunt, and waits for the perfect moment to strike. (He also knows exactly how to kill you so your boobs are showing)
Really the only positive thing I have to say about this movie is I like this version of Jason. As a whole though I find this movie rather boring, and it drags on way longer than it needs to. Although the runtime feels bloated because any scene without Jason and it is a total waste of time.
I mean unless your into naked women but thats yucky
4/10
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