Wait spring... fever? Spring break was just to low hanging a fruit? spring break even works for the whole contaminated water thing.
just watch REC 3 and save yourself the pain that is watching this movie.
lets start with the bad so we can end on a semi high note. Every character is either a stereotype or wacky just to be wacky. It does not help we have a high school of adults running around to act like kids. or trying to act anyway. on top of all that, this movie is aggressively offensive. perhaps unnecessarily is a better word. The first CABIN FEVER was pretty offensive, and i see no need to continue that tradition in this series. im all down for the nasty shit, but do we really need to see a girl spit cum into the sink. or the sore infected dick that spurts out puss.
(Alright the good parts of this movie.... um....)
It has some decent gore. i mean that neck wound in the dinner is possibly the worst practical effect of 2002 but most of this movies gore looks great. that arm scene with the table saw is awesome. And i hate to admit it, but i do enjoy Winston's antics. he is a real piece of shit, but he is oddly charming. And Toby who works at the water plant is pretty fun to
4/10
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