BENNY LOVES YOU

What do we do when we feel like shit? find a super gory UK horror comedy to watch and get high as fuck. or at least that's what i thought...

After the accidental death of his parents, god awful man child Jack's comfortable lifestyle comes to an end as he sells the family home (just like Willard). Desperate to improve his life, Jack throws out all his childhood belongings -- including a beloved plush animal named Benny. However, it's a move that has disastrous consequences when Benny springs to life with deadly intentions.

this movie thinks its a lot more clever than it is. our main character Jack is an insufferable loser who is impossible to care about, all of the acting in this movie sucks, and every single scene is as lazy and cliched as humanly possible. calling this movie a horror comedy is a misnomer, as i cant think of a single joke in this movie that lands.

blah blah blah the kills are all great blah blah blah the movie still sucks blah blah blah the end.

i was watching Halloween 4 before this, and i wish i would have just finished that movie and skipped this shit all together.

to be somewhat fair i was in a mood before i started watching this movie which really didn't help at all.

no/10