EAT

you know how you cant bite through your own fingers even if you try? im so glad i have that.

"A struggling actress cannot handle the stress of failing and starts eating her own flesh."

that quote, and this poster was all i had to go on when i started watching this movie. Tone wise, i was guessing this movie would be a lot like EXCESS FLESH. i expected this to be super dark, super uncomfortable, and super nasty. I was briefly stunned into silence when this movie had a bubblegum pop super 2010 shitty comedy vibe. this opening is truly the worst opening to a movie i have ever seen. its like a MOVIE 43 bit on crack. I may never stop talking about how jarring this opening was with the expectations i had set.

Despite its opening, this movie is amazing. and of course that means it is nasty as fuck. much like the Paper cuts segment from jackass, sometimes it the little things that make you cringe the most. especially if you chew on it afterwards. if i made a commentary track for this movie, it would mostly be me yelling at the TV to stop fucking chewing on that.

also a dude gets his penis shot at point blank range. no real Segway to work that into the review just wanted you to know that.

the characters are nasty, the gore is nasty, so i guess this movie i just as advertised. even if the opening is bafflingly out of place.

10/10