3 FROM HELL

If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three...

- Lemony Snicket, A Bad Beginning

This movie has always felt unnecessary. THE DEVILS REJECTS wrapped things up perfectly, so this movies existence feels like Rob's inability to let go of his characters. i mean seriously, With no Sid Haig this whole movie feels like a slowly deflating balloon. no amount of the now signature Rob Zombie retro tunes and "bad-ass" slow motion shots of murder can ever make these characters likable. Sorry Rob, but you really should have left these nasty ass characters dead in a convertible.

but so we don't end on a total downer lets do a lightning round of this movies few good things

• Baby killing that naked lady in slo-mo is a great scene.

• the 70's setting is always fun

• Baby tries to add depth to her character and it kinda works a little bit

• always a blast to see so many character actors running around

this movie is whatever who cares do you even care what i think about Rob zombie? why would anyone care one persons opinion of a movie? if god exists is he aware of my constant suffering and just finds it amusing?/10